Cheeky Anecdote Lover T-Shirts

"There's Colonel Clapworthy alone with his memories - dirty old devil!"

Elephant ass selfie.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"I've been window-shopping..."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

The King's New Robes.

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

Keister Island.

The Living End.

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Napkin Writer

"I just invented this. I call it "freezer bag"."

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"Ha, ha, wait … so Cheryl from accounting, ha, ha, ha, is your, ha, ha, wife?!!"

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

Ass-teroids

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

He began with an anecdote, spoke off the cuff, digressed from an aside, and flew off on a tangent.

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

"Well, he can't have gone far. He knows he's not allowed to go up the stairs."