Animal Anecdote Lover T-Shirts

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'Sorry, what was that?'

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

Cattery and kennels

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

"Lassie is merely billed as America's best-loved dog."

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'

'Sheep love tales very much.'