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"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

Mardi Gras

The Fourth Little Pig

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

A day at the transgenic races

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Koala

"I think we may be related!"

Bears going water skiing.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'I found him on the internet.'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Penguin

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'