Animal Anecdote Enthusiast Gifts

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

Mardi Gras

The Fourth Little Pig

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I think we may be related!"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Koala

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

A day at the transgenic races

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Bears going water skiing.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'I found him on the internet.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'