Animal_anecdotes_lovers Gifts

'Sorry, what was that?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Pampered Pets.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"Whoever said you can drive a horse to water, but you can't make him drink? (hiccup)

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

If the mouse hole's a-rockin', don

"Lassie is merely billed as America's best-loved dog."

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

Noahs Ark

The Tortoise and the Hare

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'

'Sheep love tales very much.'