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'Sorry, what was that?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

"Lassie is merely billed as America's best-loved dog."

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'

The Tortoise and the Hare

'Sheep love tales very much.'

Noahs Ark