Animal Fact Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

Chicken Nugget

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"The hyenas started it."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Cat in a flap

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

The Trojan Beagle.

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Ratminton

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"