Funky Facts: Turtles.
Animal Fact Fanatic T-Shirts
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'I'm like you guys only, I s**t ten times my body weight!'
"That's mine!"
Funky Facts: Cats
"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."
This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."
"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."
"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"
The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.
'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'
"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."
'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'
'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'
"I think the zoo is in financial trouble: the keepers have replaced all the 'do not feed the animals' signs by 'please do feed the animals'..."
Funky Facts - UK kids.
'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'
'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'
"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"
'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'
Balding dog
"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"
"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."
Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!
Zoo dentist.
The Mnemonic Plague.
Funky Facts: Sharks.
Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?
"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."
'Crusty Cobbler' Bread in captivity.
'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'
'I told you! One life - That's all they got!'
"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"
'Yeah, I've been stocking up!'
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