Animal Fact Fanatic Pillows

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'I'm like you guys only, I s**t ten times my body weight!'

"That's mine!"

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Funky Facts: Cats

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"I think the zoo is in financial trouble: the keepers have replaced all the 'do not feed the animals' signs by 'please do feed the animals'..."

"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"

Balding dog

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

Zoo dentist.

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."

The Mnemonic Plague.

'Crusty Cobbler' Bread in captivity.

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

Funky Facts: Sharks.

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

"Did you know the Sun is 93 million miles from Earth?"

"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"

'I told you! One life - That's all they got!'

'Yeah, I've been stocking up!'

"The headline data clearly asks us some difficult questions about the viability of this phase of our work."