Fact Fanatic Pillows

Wet Behind the Ears. . .

Listen to that: 'Fact of life: Your ears and nose never stop growing'... Boy, aren't you in trouble...

Funky Facts: Sharks.

Jack of all trades

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Characters jumping out of a book.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Useless information"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Addicted to reading

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Nervous World Markets.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Heaven

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

The book that will not be denied!

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'