Fact Fanatic Pillows

Wet Behind the Ears. . .

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

The only thing "odd" about this book is the fact that everything in it seems perfectly natural to me. Odd Facts. ?

Listen to that: 'Fact of life: Your ears and nose never stop growing'... Boy, aren't you in trouble...

Funky Facts: Sharks.

"Your sister's pretty smart, huh?"

Jack of all trades

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Useless information"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Addicted to reading

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Nervous World Markets.

Heaven

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

The book that will not be denied!