Factoid Fanatic Pillows

"Useless information"

"In conclusion, the Australian pelican has the longest beak of all birds...up to 12 inches...uh, I mean, 16...wait...18 inches! Whew! I have my presentation memorized forward and backward."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

Ghost School.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Before the Internet

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Newt sale

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Warrior Woman

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Catasaurus

Horror Stories.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"This will be a tricky operation."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'