Logic Fanatic Pillows

"Sudoku for Dummies"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Profit

Jack of all trades

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"#Win!"

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

The Trojan Beagle.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

When Engineers Crack.

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

World Economic Crisis.

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'