Cheeky Anecdote Lover Gifts

"There's Colonel Clapworthy alone with his memories - dirty old devil!"

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Elephant ass selfie.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"I've been window-shopping..."

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"It's an agreeable little wine."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

The King's New Robes.

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Keister Island.

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

Napkin Writer

"I just invented this. I call it "freezer bag"."

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"Ha, ha, wait … so Cheryl from accounting, ha, ha, ha, is your, ha, ha, wife?!!"

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

The Living End.

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

He began with an anecdote, spoke off the cuff, digressed from an aside, and flew off on a tangent.

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

Ass-teroids

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'