Cheeky Kid T-Shirts

Horse-guard telling a boy not to hang about.

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Geezer.

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Sticking out tongue

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

"Wanna chill at my place?"

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Your dump or mine..?"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'My dad is a CEO - don't trust him!'

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."