Cheeky Astronomer Pillows

When Astronomers Party.

Is someone trying to tell us something..?

'Your shoe's untied.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

Justice for a heckler.

"Mum, look! It's a Showyourbottom duck!"

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

Cola Observatory

Mooning Moon

Recession tips & taxes

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

'Look, director, there it is again. It appears every spring.'

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."

'Well, there's plague in town, everyone will believe you if you pull a sickie...'

"I've got a crib sheet written inside my mask."

'I'm hoping to get a rise from my boss.'