Amateur Entomologist Pillows

'Stop following me around. There's a fine line between being an insect and being a pest.'

'Who wants to go on a picnic?'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

'I just have candy, but you can probably use it to attract flies.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

Bird plucking a cello

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Music hall for insects'

Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

Paper Wasp.

"He said to quit bothering him and to get a changing room of our own."

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"We have some architects in our colony."

'I'll try the poop of the day.'

"You're not getting enough fibre."