Amateur Entomologist Prints

'Stop following me around. There's a fine line between being an insect and being a pest.'

'Who wants to go on a picnic?'

'And here's another of our Andy when he was a pupa.'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

'I just have candy, but you can probably use it to attract flies.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Exciting potato bugs.

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

Bird plucking a cello

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'Sorry I'm late.'

Really? You don't mind if I ask her out?

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .'

'Music hall for insects'

The social isolation of the entomologist...

Entomology Lab. I think the insect population declines we've been seeing in nature are a result of problems with their healthcare system. Podiatry and vision care are not covered services. Your plan will only pay for a one-night stay in the cocoon. The HMO says this is a workers comp issue. Insurance. Premiums are higher for ladybugs than for other bugs.