Amateur Botanists Pillows

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"What are you in for?"

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

"We're out of bags."

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Bird plucking a cello

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

"You spoil that plant!"