Amateur Botanists Pillows

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Bird plucking a cello

"We're out of bags."

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"You spoil that plant!"

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"