Young Experimenter T-Shirts

"Young Frankenstein"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Happy holidays for kids.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Baby Scientist

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."