Young Experimenter Mugs

"Young Frankenstein"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Happy holidays for kids.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Baby Scientist

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'