Young Astronomer T-Shirts

"I count 4,392,292,293,291, how about you?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Imagination Navigation.

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

A Poem about Sand

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

"I was master of all I surveyed... then they hit me with second grade."

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

Invisible Man Kit

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."