Future Scientist T-Shirts

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"You're lucky, my parents are both scientists at the University: I need to submit weekly grant applications to get my pocket money..."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

"Thank you for taking part in our medical trials. It's nothing to worry about we just need to borrow your brain for a couple of hours!"

Plasma Ball

"And to conclude my report on Jupiter, I would just like to say we had lasagne at my house last night."

"The standard model accounts for the 12 known particles of matter that interact via the strong, weak and electromagnetic fundamental forces. Okay, smart girl, do you understand that?"

"When I grow up, I wanna be a cloning lab scientist!"

Gracie's baby toys.

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

High School Science Project Competition

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Cloning Kit

Pentagon Science Contest: 'How is colonizing the moon and hollowing it out to hold enough fuel to run a giant jet engine for 4,000 years feasible?...Girl-logic gives my brain lockjaw...'

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Sure you can be a high-resolution laser spectropocist if tou want to be, but tell Daddy, what is a high-resolution laser spectropocist.'

"Gracie, I think you're too young to be a vegetarian..."

Baby Scientist

"He's so inquisitive! I wonder what he'll be when he grows up..."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."