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'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

"He knows how to read and write. We want him to learn how to speak."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Student loans - 'Mmmm, money. Just like Mom used to make.'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

Institution of $20,000 plus Tuition Per year Learning

"You've got an unconditional offer from the University of West Lincs."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Welcome to the future"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Meet the author"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

View to the Future

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Crap from the future.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Gracie's baby toys.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'