Junior Scientist T-Shirts

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Gracie's baby toys.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Baby Scientist

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

A young positivist.

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Plasma Ball

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."