Junior Scientists T-Shirts

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Gracie's baby toys.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

Baby Scientist

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

Plasma Ball

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."