Imaginative Junior Scientist T-Shirts

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Gracie's baby toys.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Baby Scientist

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Plasma Ball

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Johannes Kepler

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."