Imaginative Junior Scientist Gifts

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Gracie's baby toys.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"It's an Eyesaur."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

Baby Scientist

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Plasma Ball

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Johannes Kepler