Aspiring Scientist Gifts

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

"You like bells, huh, boss?"

'I'm sorry, Mr. Pringle, you failed the acid test. We won't be hiring you.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jr. cloning kit

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Gracie's baby toys.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Baby Scientist

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Plasma Ball

'It's my application to Harvard...'

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

Rainbow/Horizon

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...