Aspiring Scientist Pillows

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

"You like bells, huh, boss?"

'I'm sorry, Mr. Pringle, you failed the acid test. We won't be hiring you.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jr. cloning kit

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Gracie's baby toys.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Baby Scientist

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Plasma Ball

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

Rainbow/Horizon

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."