Starting A Science Class T-Shirts

'But what is the universe for?'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

At the Museum

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

The Style of Elements

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"My homework ate my dog."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

The flies have landed.

Gracie's baby toys.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

PROBLEM AREAS

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Dog forced to return bone

Graduation Speech.