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Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Welcome to your new English Class.

"It's going to be one of those days."

It's a class for beginning e-reader users. Ah, Kindle-garten!

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Lesson one...those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'

'Yeah. I just texted them to you.'

"Your project today is to find an internet video of someone building a chair."

"Needless to say, my goal is to get you all to come out of your shells."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'But what is the universe for?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

The best PE teacher in the World.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Don't you hate...

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."