Starting A Science Class Gifts

'But what is the universe for?'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

At the Museum

Albert Einstein

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

The Style of Elements

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"My homework ate my dog."

Gracie's baby toys.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

The flies have landed.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

PROBLEM AREAS

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

Dog forced to return bone