Starting Biology Class Gifts

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But what is the universe for?'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"My homework ate my dog."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Sperm Whale.

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"It's going to be one of those days."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Go ahead and dissect me

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'