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Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'How can you not know if your cat is dead or alive, Mr Schrodinger?'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

The Science Without Foundation Foundation

Biochemistry. First, the term is "amino acid" not "a mean old acid."

"Mom, what is binary fission?"

The self-exposed science fraud..."I am not a clone."

Save our Planet.

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Of all the water on this planet (in oceans, lakes, rivers, clouds and so on) - only 3% is fresh water.

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

"Of course I'm opposed to sex education. Do we want the males to learn what we'll do to them after mating?"

Neil Armstrong

How Glaciations Begin

"You might wanna consider taking a refresher course. Penicillin doesn't come from mold, it comes from the pharmacist."

Neutrinos travel faster than light!

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

Stephen Hawking: Pale Blue Dot

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Great, lots of students are fainting: that will teach them!"

Time Travel Research Lab

Nobody Died of the Corona Virus Think Logically!

Science fair competition.

"When I found out that the Earth rotates every 24 hours, it really made my day!"

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

Death to the Heliofanatics

Why Physics and Politics Don't Mix

Corn Price Denialism

"I'm leaving my climate change denials to science."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"The science nerds are saying last week was the hottest in the past 100,000 years."

Physics: Newton's Laws of Motion. No, "You only go around once" is not one of them.

Biology Dept. I love teaching the class on fungus --- it gives me a chance to mold young minds.