Biology Professor Gifts

Leisure time for chromosomes.

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

'Evolution of Darwin.'

'Oi! I'm supposed to be sharing with a single cell mate!"

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"Your biological clock is ticking, Edwards - you haven't come up with anything in four years."

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"

"Why do we have to take hard classes like biology?"

"Never bring religion to a science fight."

"How can you tell if a chromosome is male or female."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Welcome to the future"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Ethics exam cheater.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Big Bang Theory.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"