Pe Teacher Gifts

'Five more, Billy! No pain, no gain!!'

The best PE teacher in the World.

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."

'We don't do ropes anymore -- it's another sign of climb it change.'

"I've never heard of a PE teacher giving football homework."

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

Squash.

"What do you think you're doing, Felton...propping up the dang building?"

"Sit still why I explain why exercise is important."

"I think you're going to like today's class."

Changing Room

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"What's aftermath? My gym class."

'The risk of rope burn alone should be enough to get this banned.'

'My son is fit and healthy so make sure he does his PE lesson today. . . Always proof read a 3rd party supplier contract. Love Mum.'

PE teacher teaching football tactics. Boy sat in corner with dunce cap.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Teacher teaching beam technique to students, girl with dunces hat and leg cast.

'Good morning, class. I am Mr. Penny and will be your coach today. I expect you to behave - no running and jumping!'

"But sir, have a look for yourself. It definitely says Games on my timetable."

Senior Gary Kleg performs his infamous shot-put wedgie.

'Cheer up, you may be last in gym, but you're first in mental arithmetic...'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

A Puppet Named Juan

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Where your mind & battle are los

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Ethics exam cheater.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."