Pe Class Gifts

Knocked it out of the park

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

The best PE teacher in the World.

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'Cheer up, you may be last in gym, but you're first in mental arithmetic...'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'That's our group plan.'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Drawing graphs on a computer.

'Phys Ed -- but I minored in philosophy.'

PE teacher teaching football tactics. Boy sat in corner with dunce cap.

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

Fencing Lessons

"I've never heard of a PE teacher giving football homework."

"I think you're going to like today's class."

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

'Good morning, class. I am Mr. Penny and will be your coach today. I expect you to behave - no running and jumping!'

"Sit still why I explain why exercise is important."

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

Vending Machines

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

James Naismith

'Five more, Billy! No pain, no gain!!'

'Sorry, you're not sadistic enough to be a P.E. teacher!'

Santa Works Out

"None of them could run, so we've introduced 'rolling' instead."

Scissor Relay