Pe Class Gifts

Knocked it out of the park

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

The best PE teacher in the World.

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'Cheer up, you may be last in gym, but you're first in mental arithmetic...'

'That's our group plan.'

PE teacher teaching football tactics. Boy sat in corner with dunce cap.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'Phys Ed -- but I minored in philosophy.'

Drawing graphs on a computer.

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

Fencing Lessons

"I've never heard of a PE teacher giving football homework."

'Good morning, class. I am Mr. Penny and will be your coach today. I expect you to behave - no running and jumping!'

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

"Sit still why I explain why exercise is important."

"I think you're going to like today's class."

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

Vending Machines

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

James Naismith

'Five more, Billy! No pain, no gain!!'

'Sorry, you're not sadistic enough to be a P.E. teacher!'

Santa Works Out

Scissor Relay