'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'
Pe Gifts
Seeking gifts for the PE enthusiast or sports lover in your life? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful products that celebrate physical education and staying active. Whether it's for a student, coach, or someone who simply enjoys fitness, our items blend humor with passion for all things PE. Find the ideal gift that motivates and amuses at the same time, making their workout or PE class a little more special.
"Women Supporting Women!"
'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'
Wishing Well, Wishing Good.
"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."
The best PE teacher in the World.
'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'
'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'
'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'
Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner
A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".
What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?
'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'
"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."
'Cheer up, you may be last in gym, but you're first in mental arithmetic...'
"Here comes the super-visor."
'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'
Plain English group.
A Kangermoo
'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'Vocabulary'?'
'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'
Envioronmental Re-Framing Company
"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"
"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "
"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"
PE teacher teaching football tactics. Boy sat in corner with dunce cap.
Edgar Allen Prozac
Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.
'Oh, no, not another spelling bee!'
"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."
'....and in this ward, a school teacher, teaches English - bad car crash - his pupils have already been in to see him.'
Phonetic Man
"Damn it, Turner, you were supposed to orchestrate public opinion."
'Why English teachers were rarely hung in the old west.'
"I've never heard of a PE teacher giving football homework."
Pe Gifts Collection
Pe Mugs
Explore our range of PE-related mugs filled with humor and motivation—an ideal gift for sports fans and gym lovers.
Pe Pillows
Add some pep to their decor with our PE-themed pillows—fun, comfy, and perfect for anyone passionate about sports.
Pe Prints
Decorate with our lively PE prints—perfect for sports rooms, gyms, or workout spaces that need a motivational touch.
Pe T-Shirts
Check out our humorous PE-inspired t-shirts, great for athletes, students, and coaches who love to sport their passion with a smile.