Pe T-Shirts

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

The best PE teacher in the World.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'Cheer up, you may be last in gym, but you're first in mental arithmetic...'

"Here comes the super-visor."

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Plain English group.

A Kangermoo

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'Vocabulary'?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

Envioronmental Re-Framing Company

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

PE teacher teaching football tactics. Boy sat in corner with dunce cap.

Edgar Allen Prozac

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'Oh, no, not another spelling bee!'

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'....and in this ward, a school teacher, teaches English - bad car crash - his pupils have already been in to see him.'

Phonetic Man

"Damn it, Turner, you were supposed to orchestrate public opinion."

'Why English teachers were rarely hung in the old west.'

"I've never heard of a PE teacher giving football homework."