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"Here comes the super-visor."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

Perks

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

French Street.

Edgar Allen Prozac

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'Never forget that the best things in life are freebies.'

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

'It's made out of solid wood and it sleeps eight.'

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

Brexit

"If you say 'Nevermore' one more time, I'll hold you in contempt."

"Please confine your testimony to "Yes" or "No" answers and skip the "Nevermore" stuff, OK?"

'Sorry, you're not sadistic enough to be a P.E. teacher!'

"Look what's trending now!"

'You can't tell me that new Lord Mayor isn't pro Europe...'

Man commenting on his liking for the continent

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

The most dangerous variant yet, a PPE supplier!