Night Classes Gifts

Adult Night School

'Not taken a vocational night class before, then?'

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

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Before the Internet

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"Viola player coming through!"

Night-shift entrance

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

City centre pub.

Hole in forty-seven.

Mouse shopping after hours

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

TV Repair 101.

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

"What is the speed of dark?"

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'Your son pays attention in class, but only to his iPod and cell phone.'

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

'One grande All-Nighter with room?!'

"It was 2am and time for another unauthorized tanning session for the boys on the crematorium's night shift."