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"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"It's only the wind."

Bat

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

David Letterman

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

Classroom.

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

TV Repair 101.

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"