Night School Explorer Gifts

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

Swinging on a star.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Where the Wild Things Summer

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"It's only the wind."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"I'm sure your students understand it was your first day, Tom... besides, seeing a man cry doesn't have the stigma it once did!"

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Eyes on the Forest Floor

Social distancing

Exam Room.

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

Board? Weed a book.

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"