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Adult Night School

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Bat

"It's only the wind."

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

Classroom.

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

TV Repair 101.

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"