"None of them could run, so we've introduced 'rolling' instead."
P.e. Teachers T-Shirts
Celebrate their passion for fitness! Our P.E. teacher t-shirts combine humor and motivation, making them a fun and inspiring gift for any physical education professional.
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
Campaign for Plain English
"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."
'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'
Baby Piano
Concert Pianist.
Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)
"I AM at my usual position."
Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.
'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'
'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'
"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."
The best PE teacher in the World.
Toy Shops and Educated Children
'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'
"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."
"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."
That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?
"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"
Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...
'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'
'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'
The Evolution Of Man.
'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'
National Academy of Sport
In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.
Children jumping onto mattress in PE.
Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner
"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."
"I run around this high school track every morning."
"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"
Early Learning Today
'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''
"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."
P.e. Teachers T-Shirts Collection
P.e. Teachers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate P.E. teachers with clever slogans and colorful designs—perfect for mornings filled with energy and gratitude.
P.e. Teachers Pillows
Find playful and inspiring P.E. teacher pillows that add comfort and humor to any space—a perfect gift to brighten their day.
P.e. Teachers Prints
Discover motivational prints for P.E. teachers, celebrating their dedication and passion with vibrant, fun artwork suitable for classrooms or personal spaces.