Physical Education T-Shirts

'Five more, Billy! No pain, no gain!!'

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

'Sorry, you're not sadistic enough to be a P.E. teacher!'

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'We don't do ropes anymore -- it's another sign of climb it change.'

Physical Education.

Gymnastics.

"None of them could run, so we've introduced 'rolling' instead."

Pupil in gym class being sawn out of climbing frame.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"Talk to you later, Rayna!"

'My son is fit and healthy so make sure he does his PE lesson today. . . Always proof read a 3rd party supplier contract. Love Mum.'

'Phys Ed -- but I minored in philosophy.'

'I can't see you either...'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Teacher teaching beam technique to students, girl with dunces hat and leg cast.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'Good morning, class. I am Mr. Penny and will be your coach today. I expect you to behave - no running and jumping!'

A Puppet Named Juan

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Hate Platforms

Ethics exam cheater.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Computer Room.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference