Physical Education Prints

'Five more, Billy! No pain, no gain!!'

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

'Sorry, you're not sadistic enough to be a P.E. teacher!'

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'We don't do ropes anymore -- it's another sign of climb it change.'

Physical Education.

Gymnastics.

"None of them could run, so we've introduced 'rolling' instead."

Pupil in gym class being sawn out of climbing frame.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"Talk to you later, Rayna!"

'My son is fit and healthy so make sure he does his PE lesson today. . . Always proof read a 3rd party supplier contract. Love Mum.'

'Phys Ed -- but I minored in philosophy.'

'I can't see you either...'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Teacher teaching beam technique to students, girl with dunces hat and leg cast.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'Good morning, class. I am Mr. Penny and will be your coach today. I expect you to behave - no running and jumping!'

A Puppet Named Juan

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Hate Platforms

Ethics exam cheater.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Computer Room.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.