Physical Educator T-Shirts

Arc De Participation

Scissor Relay

James Naismith

'Phys Ed -- but I minored in philosophy.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

At the Museum

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Distance to avoid contagion

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

The best PE teacher in the World.

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Building a Shelter

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

National Academy of Sport

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

How Glaciations Begin

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

WHO checklist

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Early Learning Today