Sports Instructor Mugs

'Coach, are you done with the parents yet?'

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Pretty good, but you're still slicing. Shorten your backswing and start down with your left hip."

Coaching stand off.

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

Golf lessons

Fencing class 2nd floor.

The synchronized shower event.

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

'Wait! Stick him back in the freezer. Coach changed his mind. He wants us to warm up a lefty.'

'How's the golf coming along?'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Pool attached to child's bed.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Go team!

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Punt Cake

"I AM at my usual position."