Adventure-loving Coach Gifts

Pete Carroll

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Fight or Flight

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Trail mix?"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Where the wild things were."

Bears going water skiing.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Snowman of the Apes

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Zoo animals.

Thug life on safari.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Fearless Frog Part 12

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'